Bill of Rights, 2006 edition

In Slate. [Categorize under "This is funny and I wish I had thought of it"]

[Also categorize as, I ran across it in the blog of a complete stranger that I've been reading because she's going to private investigator school. And because she's funny and Boggles and lives in Seattle, where she goes to a Unitarian Church. If she's not Aunt Vicky, she's Erikaje's long-lost sibling...]