Mystery Science Theater

After the break: Find out why this woman ended up at a poodle grooming shop instead of a beauty salon!

Sometimes I look up from my laptop and Hüsbando is watching the weirdest things on TV.

I'm sitting on the chaise for what feels like the 18th night in a row, trying to figure out how to divide and price two 350-pound hogs fairly among 29 people. Tell me again why I stopped being a vegetarian?